Annoying Holiday Lighting Outdoor Christmas Decorations

I love Holiday lighting outdoor Christmas decorations

Do not get me wrong, I really enjoy them. But there is a point at which Holiday lighting outdoor Christmas decorations get a bit tacky. Maybe it is a case of too much of a good thing.

I moved into a new neighborhood last summer, thinking it looked like a normal place to live.

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My neighbors all seemed nice and normal, there wasn't anything too strange about them. The day after Thanksgiving, I changed my opinion. When I left for work that morning, all was well in my neighborhood. When I returned home in the early evening, my jaw dropped. I thought that perhaps I was on the wrong road. Apparently, my neighbors try to outdo each other with their Holiday lighting outdoor Christmas decorations. The house directly across from me, as well as on both sides of my house, had holiday lighting outdoor Christmas decorations covering their front lawns and homes. I'm not just talking about ordinary outdoor Christmas decorations that people oohh and ahh over, I'm talking about the most tacky Christmas decorations you can imagine.

Most of the Holiday lighting outdoor Christmas decorations that were scattered all over the lawns were the kind that lit up just ot be bright.

Since it was early evening and the sun was already setting, they were all lit up in their bright glory. I pulled into my driveway and just stared. I was absolutely appalled and embarrassed. I wanted to pack up my things and move right back to my old neighborhood. Directly across from me was a giant lit Santa. He must have been at least 6 feet tall and by far, the most ridiculous of all of the Holiday lighting and outdoor Christmas decorations on my block. He was swaying slightly in the breeze, making him appear as if he was waving at me. I couldn't get over the fact that all of my neighbors had managed to get all of their holiday lighting and outdoor Christmas decorations set up in only a few hours. Apparently, I had not received the neighborhood decorating schedule.

I have no idea how they all got up so quickly.

Maybe there is some secret network in the neighborhood that plan it out. You would think they would have spent at least some of the day Christmas shopping. I do not think they could even have taken a break all day to get all the Holiday lighting Christmas decorations up in such a short time.

To me, outdoor Christmas decorations are supposed to be simple and elegant.

They shouldn't stick out like a sore thumb and make people gawk when they drive by. I've always loved putting lights on my front porch and bushes, maybe the decorative white reindeer as well. There are some Holiday lighting outdoor Christmas decorations that simply should be outlawed. If you wonder what Holiday lighting outdoor Christmas decorations I am referring to, drive through my neighborhood. There is no need for giant Santas and hideous candy canes hanging from trees.

My husband was just as shocked as I was.

We laughed about it that night after dinner. We decided that the next day, we would put our outdoor Christmas decorations out and hopefully our neighbors will learn some things from the simplicity of ours. We aren't the type to go overboard. That night, there was an annoying glow that shone in our bedroom window from the Holiday lighting outdoor Christmas decorations of our neighbors. I fell asleep thinking wishing there would be a power outage on my street.

I am almost afraid the neighbors might offer to let us use their holiday lighting outdoor Christmas decorations.

I am not sure they would not be offended if I say no. It is not that we do like to decorate with outdoor Christmas decorations, it is just I want our house to look tasteful, not tacky.

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